SEVERE FLOOD WARNING FOR 7/8/08 - YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

The shitshow going down tonight is documented here for posterity. Hysterical Flooder's posts are marked (in case for some odd reason you couldn't spot them yourself).

The Grand Total: 44 posts between 20:11 and 20:33.
That's 44 posts in 22 minutes, or two posts per minute, or one post every 30 seconds.
Phrase Most Oft Repeated: "PRICELESS! A GEM! COMEDY GOLD"; 9 times.

Epic Flooding

Here the Flooder mentions Anna Kate no fewer than 10 times in one screen shot! It's a LastWord Flooding Frenzy of epic proportions.

Psychoflooding/Defending in December

The psychoflooding has venerable roots. Check this out from December 2007:

Terminal Case of Lastworditis

The flooder has a hard-on for Mews bashes and will compulsively Last Word any and every anti-Mews post, even hours after the fact. In the above screenshot, observe how there is no defending until the flooder shows up at 10:07, three hours after the bash was posted. The flooder then proceeds to post nine defensive posts within 10 minutes. Comedy gold, all right!

Do Not Engage. Avoid At All Costs.

A psychotic flooder has been trying to disable the BB board on nearly a daily basis for upwards of six months. If someone responds to your post with any of the following phrases, you are dealing with the psychoflooder:

Anna Katey Masturbatey
Psychodyko
StillQuotingMovies
I don't understaaaaaaaand! Explaaaaaaaaaaain to me!
EUKA? GOBBLEDY? LOLOL
Desperate Hausfrau
*the Game*
Insert Attention Here
Designated Target
HOOHOOHAHAHA
Grampa
Canned Reply No. 3
fucktarded
*fucks hockey stick*
Pop that zit!
squealy fucktard
Last Word Gaaaaaaaaame
Fucktard Manifesto
Metooer
mockable
linkless bash
Bored Receptionist
bossy bossy baby
EUKA? NOLITA? GOBBLEDY?